From August 13, 1999:

A Discussion with the master... and a little of Kelly & Kim

ballisticman: Don.. You were absolutely right... Right on the fucking dime....

irishpiston: About what, pray tell?

irishpiston:  Oh do indicate on this fine morning what pending issue you deem my accuracy impeccable on. I've so many, it makes cataloguing them oh so tedious.

irishpiston:  When I indicated that you had an insatiable appetite for greasy pickaninny phallus of the snotty and gaurgantuan variety? Is that the nail I hit on the head?

ballisticman: When you told me that Rick loved it when you glued handles on his ass, it was a turn on for him.. He bucks harder when he knows that he cannot run away...

ballisticman: Mark fucked him this morning... He sat in my front seat this morning wimpering about his roids bleeding..

irishpiston: LOL!!!!

irishpiston: Handles?

irishpiston: I am slain.

ballisticman: We have a trex deck (made out of recycled plastic).. Rick hunched over on the deck and I have permanent teeth marks on the top step..

ballisticman: I thought his fucking jaw was going to break through...

ballisticman: Kudos to you.. You definitely know your brother...

ballisticman: I think Mark was Angry that he was not knocked up like Kelly.

irishpiston: He was 'frustration' gnawing on the step while butter was being churned in his colon by hebrew crotchwurst?

ballisticman: He kept yelling out loud, "Get in my belly, get in my belly."

irishpiston: LOL!!!!!!!!

ballisticman: And then he began yelling, "You are my Blair Witch Whore.."

ballisticman: Rick took it like a man.. (no pun intended)..

ballisticman: As there is basically no other way to take it..

ballisticman: if you are a man..

ballisticman: We went to Showcase the other day.. Rick was inquiring to the girl's surgeon's for breast referrals..

irishpiston: lovely.

ballisticman: He also wants a snatch put in.. I think he wants to remove his scrotum.. Something out not like "cleaning under there."

irishpiston: Oh that's a pretty picture.

ballisticman: Something about not like "cleaning under there."

ballisticman: oh well.. Thanks again..

ballisticman: It was something I would have never guessed.. Tonight, he will go over Victor's and get a little Rican in his ass.

ballisticman: The handles should stay on.. Its a namebrand product...

ballisticman: None of that generic, no-name shit.

irishpiston: I noticed kelly bragging aboit being knocked up.

ballisticman: Kelly is knocked up.. Its about time.. Who'd ever think that you could get knocked up by a cucumber and looking at JP's ass..

irishpiston:  I hear you.

irishpiston: Could have been the creamer, though.

irishpiston: When her man gave her a coffee enema, if he got the wrong hole, I mean.

irishpiston: In that case, the child is mine.

ballisticman: I betcha Kim extricated semen from some Atlanta Underground bum via BJ and then spit into a hollowed out cucumber, placed it in her mouth and head fucked Kelly.. Kel had duct-taped a picture of JP's ass on her head.

ballisticman: Kim's head that is..

irishpiston: Now that makes much more sense. That is more plausible than my explanation.

ballisticman: I thnk so.. Not that you were way off though.. The coffee enema this is interesting and I am sure Kel has tried it..

ballisticman: Decaffeinated though.. She's already wound tight...

ballisticman: In the head that is..

irishpiston: with fresh, fist fucked creamer.

ballisticman: Gotcha.. Gotta publish and back to work.