"No Bung Bang???"
ballwalker: I was at OP.  Stanley was asking for you, "Weh yo bruddah?  He no heah?  He no come today?"
irishpiston :
"He no heah, he bung bang vietnam ho fo lunch today"
ballwalker: "No no!  He no bung bang veitnam ho.  I gib him good chinese ho.  She bung bang.  He like!!", "Actually, I hear Vietnamese whores prefer anal sex" , "OhhhNo!!  I gib him good chinese ho!! She bung bang!!"
ballwalker: "Mai dottah give good bung bang.  You tell you bruddah he no bang veitnam ho no mo.  I gib him mai dottah.  She bung bang, she blow wit grogan on cock.  she take big cum in face.
ballwalker: He good customah.  I gib him my wayf too.  she no bung bang, but you beat huh, she bung bang.
irishpiston :  
You are killing me!!
ballwalker:  You bruddah like bung bang?  "Yes, he prefers it."  Oooh kay.  Mai dottah!  she gib good bung bang.  She let heum lick bung, clean grogan spec from bung, den he bung bang, den he skull fuck huh.  Seh wipe grogan from cock wit huh tongue.  Den, he give big cum in face.  Mai dottah sabe it fow dinnah.  We use round ai com fuh sauce!!
irishpiston :  
I am slain.
ballwalker:  He no mo bai veitnam ho.
irishpiston :  
Because I can see that fucker saying all that as you paid for lunch.
ballwalker:  Yup.  I'm cackling myself.
irishpiston :
And Tina there with you, green from envy.
ballwalker:  Next time you got there, you won't be able to look him in the face.
irishpiston :
I probably won't.
irishpiston :  
I'll see him saying that shit in my mind's eye.
ballwalker: Yer gonna crack up.
irishpiston :  
And I'll bust up.
ballwalker: Yoo bung bang huh, she look like dis!       ;-|   ;-|   ;-\   ;-/   ;-0   ;-( )   8-( )
irishpiston :  
My Dotta like chinese grogan on roundeye cock foh lensh.  You pull fat stick fush sikko out huh bung, and she eat gook fudshe and swallow roundeye mushroom bisque.
irishpiston :  
Den, you wipe grogan slick roundeye bat off on yellow cheek {smiles affectionately to customer}   You wan I should get foh you?
ballwalker: We are delving into new lows.  
ballwalker: Ill slay Mason with it.
irishpiston :  
Cool   Copy roundeye hebe jewboi bruddah.
BallWalker: ai do dat foh yoo