Come and listen to my story 'bout a pig named Rick..
A dough-boy-diver-barfly with a little pencil dick,

No woman would ever touch him,
they all copped attitudes
he decided what he really needed up his ass was a dude...

Ghetto Baboon that is...
Hedgehog Style
Prostate Tickling...

The next thing ya know,
Rick's ass was in the air,
He got down on all fours and said,
"Stick that Dick in there!
"
Way on Up My ass is where you need to be!
So fuck me hard, get a nut, make my asshole Bleed!

Gang rape!
A Barfly Wanna-Be
Bottom Queer!

So now you've heard the story
of Rick and all his men,
We'd really like to thank  you fucks
for kindly stoppin' in.

Whenever you are horny,
You just remember to see Rick,
He'll drop down to his knees and
glady suck your dick!

Hoover Style!

He's The Redneck Cock Socket!