Rob: VACTION!!!!!!!!!!
 The Don: fq!!
 The Don: And the horse you rode in on
 The Don: I have 2 more hours
 The Don: hehe
 Rob: Why would you want to fuck the gook?
 The Don: Why?  because I'd get 10 grand out of it
 The Don:Not a penny less
 The Don: Fuck him like a $5 coke whore from viet nam
  Rob: That is a lotta money for fucking someone that aint nothing more that a $2 whore
 The Don: Kind of lay you pay for with an overripe banana - soft so you can eat it even with lots of missing teeth
 The Don: No - That's what I would get paid!!
 The Don:10 grand Gigolo fee!
 Rob:Much better that the spic's ass......all those beans did him wrong
 The Don:Beans AND trasexual women
 Rob: Yeah...that will tear up an ass
 The Don: Nothing like going home with a babe and having her pop a boner on your ass - all ready for intimacy and next thing you know, your rectal plubming is being realligned by a babe you were sucking face with less than a minute ago
 The Don: The spic stripped and jumped into bed
 And asked his new women for some head
 But he thought her too callous
 When she pulled out her phallus
 And decided to fuck him instead
 Rob: ROFL!
 The Don: I wrote that one myself
 The Don:priceless
 Rob:that is very nice
 The Don:he'd as soon suck a dick as take out the trash
 Rob:DOH!
 The Don: His motto is "If it's attached to a man, it's fit for my can!"
 Rob: Oh your getting wound up...hehehe
 The Don: Most guys have nicknames for their dicks - the spic named his significant other's dick - it's called "The Throat Dock"
 Rob: I thought he called his throat "The Cock Dock"
 The Don: he does
 The Don: Also, that wierd tan on his face didn't come from wearing huge sunglasses
 The Don: It's a teabagger's tan
 Rob: That would explain alot
 The Don:Those goggle fades are from a man's butt cheecks while his balls were steeped in the spics bean gate
 The Don:cheeks
 Rob: hehe
 Rob: JP liked that
 The Don: bean gate?
 The Don: O teabagger tan
 The Don: he likes to see himself as life support for a cock socket.  basically a bunch of worthless tissue whose job it is to keep his asshole working for throbbing prostate chowder spigots.