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we could get the gook a varaiation on this.. and he could go back to the
Water Heater as a new man.. Masterpig: http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0301/030127virginity.htmlThe Don: Hymen restoration on an ass?The Don: LOL Masterpig: well Masterpig:it would be an O-Ring restoration Masterpig: it's not that much of a stretch Masterpig: unless you are the gook, of course Masterpig:: it doesn't have to be a perfect rebuild Masterpig:: just something to rip through Masterpig:: "It's like a drum skin. How can a woman expect to be able to enjoy doing it as long as it's there?" a Tokyo high schoolgirl tells the bi-weekly. Masterpig:: LOL The Don: I saw Masterpig:: For others, especially women about to graduate from university or high school, replacing the lost membrane is a matter of closing one door while opening another. The Don: Saw that too The Don: Where they were once expected to be unsullied, unblemished and unadulterated, sex is so common now it is virtually an alternative form of greeting. But the flaccid state of the economy in the land of cherry blossoms .... Masterpig:: that could lead right into the anal sex discussion The Don: I love how they refer to the economy as 'flaccid'Masterpig:: LOLMasterpig:: limp dickMasterpig:: heheMasterpig:: " We can also insert tiny ripples into the wall of the vagina," one doctor says to Tokudane Shinsengumi. "For that, I don't think 300,000 yen is very expensive at all."Masterpig:: you gotta wonder if they can do that with the assThe Don: yepThe Don: LOLMasterpig:: might give the gook a chance at a real life.. rather than the incontinence he is destined to have nowThe Don: You should suggest that to Mike, and go as far as to say "This is happening all over Japan - being japanese, how the fuck is it you didn't know about that??"The Don: heheMasterpig:: I'll pass our conversation on to the pig list.The Don: That'll get a rise outta him |